MCF's Perilous! 2.III

Welcome to the halfway mark of five new editions of MCF's Perilous! Like our last edition, this too will have ten answers.

MCF's Perilous! is a quiz in reverse. You will have one week to come up with the corresponding questions and post them on your blogs, leaving a link to your post in the comments below. Next week, I'll reveal the questions I was thinking of, along with everyone's scores.

Points carry over from one installment to the next, and after five rounds the person with the most points can redeem them for a “prize”. Every five rounds, the scores reset, and a new winner could potentially gain a piece of the Mysterious master prize. Here's our current scoring system:

1 pt=each question
2 pts=each question that matches MCF's
-1 pt=any sentences not in question form, or forgetting a question mark
15 pts=Bonus for the Best Question

Will you face the perils below and attain the maximum points possible? Here are the next 10 answers:

1. That’s much too long.

2. Using a nail and surprising simian-like agility.

3. “Not the bang!”

4. A job.

5. Forget anyone else is there.

6. Because he’s so dark and likes dirty laundry.

7. Two wheels.

8. He might not.

9. It’s the first gig of the season.

10. At a student art exhibit in college.