2.09.2007

How...

...can I handle stress better?

...could I leave work behind when I’m not at my job?

...is everything, ah?

...much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

...good does 1408 look?

...come a lot of movie titles include numbers this year(1408, 300, The Number 23...)?

...embarassing is it to miss an unguarded net?

...insane does Samuel L. Jackson look in the pulp-y Black Snake Moan?

...come crazy people complain about getting the same results from repeating the same actions?

...might I look with a shaved head and a trim goatee?

...come real life doesn’t work the way movies and television shows do?

...do you decide when someone’s had enough, man? Sweep the leg?

...you and sometimes why?

...weak was that last question?

...many more of these do I have to write before I can get some sleep?

...much can one person take?

...long before I repeat one of these?

...long before I repeat one of these?

...shocking was the news of Anna Nicole Smith’s untimely demise?

...much better would my life be if I were a house cat?

...do I think of these things?

...do I get there from here?

...far is here?

...can I achieve immortality?

...now brown cow?

...can I get rich?

...you doin’?

4 Comments:

Blogger MCF said...

DAMNIT!, as Jack Bauer would say.

Should be fine now. And I was forced to upgrade to the New Blogger in the process. Be afraid...

2/09/2007 10:16 AM  
Blogger b13 said...

[b]How come b13 answers rhetorical questions?[/b]

free your mind...

touch a leaf on your way out and leave your work behind... it will be there tomorrow...

wonderful...

six of one... a half dozen of the other...

very, VERY good...

because numbers are the "new black"...

tear-worthy...

fat... and phat...

because they are crazy...

unsettlingly like me :/...

what do you mean?...

when they stop moving...

huh?...

exactly...

12...

depends on the person... (that can be a funny visual if read the wrong way...

one...

see?...

not very...

see above answer...

I wondered that...

by zig-zagging...

2 divided by 3...

you know the trick with the smurfs? Do that twice...

Used to be used in elocution teaching to demonstrate rounded vowel sounds. It isn't clear when this phrase was coined or where. Itwas certainly known in the USA by 1942, although is probably earlier. It appears in an item in the Maryland newspaper The Capital, in Fegruary 1942: "Laird Cregar, now contributing his booming voice to 'Ten Gentlemen from West Point': explains how he got it. When he first tried out for the Pasadena Community Playhouse his voice wouldn't carry past the front rows. Coach Belle Kennedy had him declaim How, Now, Brown Cow? and The Rain in Spain Still Stains - over and over." The term Brown Cow had previously been used in Scotland as a jocular name for a beer barrel. Allan Ramsay, used it inhis The gentle shepherd, a Scots pastoral comedy, 1725: "The auld anes think it best With the brown cow to clear their een."...

think of another term for "rich"... now go here: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3319967978568410735 ...

good, thanks... how you doin'?...

2/09/2007 10:54 AM  
Blogger kevbayer said...

"How......shocking was the news of Anna Nicole Smith’s untimely demise?"

Not very.

2/09/2007 8:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"How ... embarassing is it to miss an unguarded net?"

Very. Though it should be very commonplace these days when American NHL teams lose to Canadian ones (Canucks cup this year?)

"How ...far is here?"

More importantly, How Soon Is Now?

2/10/2007 4:30 PM  

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