6.03.2006

Milk Carton Blogroll

Have you seen these bloggers?

Name: AverageJoe, a.k.a. Joseph Dilworth, Jr.
Blog: (digressions from) the omniverse
Last Seen: April 19th, 2006
Reason for disappearance: Joe and his family moved to the Northwest, and have not been heard from since.

Name: Meepers a.k.a. Meleporter a.k.a. Mrs. Dilworth, Jr. (a.k.a. OrganicMama...?)
Blog: Jeepers Creepers Meepers
Last Seen: November 14th, 2005
Reason for disappearance: Joe and his family moved to the Northwest, and have not been heard from since. May be posting under a new name after forgetting login information to old blog, in which case this post could explain both her and Joe's absence from the blogosphere.

Name: mr. snitch
Blog: Mister Snitch!
Last Seen: February 20th, 2006
Reason for disappearance: Compiling a book based on a collection of best blog posts submitted by readers. May now well be living the blogger's dream of making a profit from a hobby.

Name: Neil a.k.a. Novelhead
Blog: Novelhead
Last Seen: Some time before February 5th, 2006
Reason for disappearance: Unknown. The Roanoke of bloggers, one day he deleted his blog and disappeared from the internet entirely. Neither e-mails from concerned readers nor the resurrection of the site by a reader as a placeholder prompted any response from the original Novelhead, and his whereabouts remain a perplexing mystery.

Name: Max
Blog: Hagakure Blade
Last Seen: March 22nd, 2006
Reason for disappearance: The blogger responsible for resurrecting Neil's site, he may also have fallen victim to whatever insidious force claimed Novelhead...

Name: Spaceman Bill a.k.a. Jackson Sutliff
Blog: There's No Real Reason to Read This
Last Seen: October 23rd, 2005
Reason for disappearance: In order for the blog to live up to its name, this shotgun-toting astronaut genius had no choice but to immerse himself completely in City of Heroes after but three posts. Most likely saving the universe. Again.

Name: Kristine a.k.a. Citizen Willow
Blog: Willow Crossing
Last Seen: February 20th, 2006
Reason for disappearance: Technical difficulties?

Name: Ben a.k.a. Neb a.k.a. BenX a.k.a. Captain Howitzer a.k.a. X a.k.a. Rattrap
Blog: The World Wide Neb
Last Seen: April 11th, 2006
Reason for disappearance: Some people get to their thirties without a spouse, home, or good job. They might have one or two, but rarely all three. Ben is working on achieving all of this in his early twenties, and currently lacks regular internet access.

Any information leading to the return of these bloggers will result in a reward of great posts from interesting people.

4 Comments:

Blogger Kelly said...

I have a feeling Meepers didn't want to be found.

6/03/2006 4:02 AM  
Blogger Rhodester said...

Meepers.. http://orgmama.blogspot.com/

6/03/2006 8:14 AM  
Blogger Darrell said...

I miss Novelhead, I thought that blog was great. Often made me laugh out loud.

I miss Willow Crossing, too. I liked Kristine. I get the feeling she just lost interest in blogging.

6/03/2006 9:46 AM  
Blogger Janet said...

I only read one or two of these sites so I'm afraid I can't help. I dig the concept though. I hate when my faves flee from the blogosphere unexplicably.:(

6/04/2006 10:20 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home