Does anyone else...

...walk to lose weight and defeat the purpose by stopping for Carvel along the way?

...think that Adam Sandler as Zohan looks a little bit like Ben Affleck?

...believe that ”a woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle”?

...think the Baroness poster explains why Destro covered himself in Beryllium steel?

...wish they had super powers?

...get depressed from waking up early in the morning, especially on weekends?

...hear that?

...seriously miss '80s overkill and “special” effects?

...ever forget to breath while explaining something, and have a sentence wind down to a throat-closing gasp?

...think alcoholics make dangerous bartenders?

...hate when professional e-mail tone is misconstrued and a response to a simple inquiry includes a defense, especially one that begins with “FYI”?

...remember The Impossibles?

...want a sentient vehicle?

...forget people can see you when you sing in your car?

...see that?

...ever look for patterns in woodgrain, linoleum, or water-damaged sheetrock the way some people look for animals in clouds?

...think that it's just me?

...know?