1.11.2008

Scatterbrained

Walking back to the office after lunch on Thursday, I noted some shards of a broken mirror on the pavement. Each one formed a perfect triangle, and I started thinking about glass and crystal and what it is about the molecular structure of such things that causes them to break in such a pattern. I don't know why my brain wanders to pseudo scientific spheres when I walk; the other day I processed theoretically how it might be possible to pass through solid objects. Everything is made of atoms, and there are spaces between atoms, and it's the molecular density that holds us together. It's comic book logic with the occasional shred of high school science bubbling to the surface.

Researching glass when I got home led me to many articles well over my head, including several references to Zachariasen's model of glass. I got no closer to understanding any of it, realized my brain was probably making stuff up to entertain me until I got back to the office, and decided in a tired and scattered state not to delve into anything deeper than a variation of Scattergories.

Below are 17 questions. Using the first letter of my name, providing more fuel for conspiracy theorists assuming I'm being honest about this, I'm going to answer each question with words or names that begin with the same letter. It may be harder than it seems.

1. What is your name?.........Not Telling. ;)

2. 4 letter word?.....................Nick.

3. Vehicle? ............................Neon.

4. City? .....................................Nashville.

5. Boy Name? ........................Ned.

6. Girl Name? .........................Naomi.

7. Occupation? ......................Negotiator.

8. Something you wear?...... Nikes.

9. Celebrity? .......................... Nicolas Cage.

10.Food? .................................Nachos.

11. Found in a bathroom?.....Noczema.

12. Reason for Being Late?........Nipples?

13. Cartoon Character: ......... Nightwing.

14. Something you shout? .........NARF!

15. Animal? ......................Needlefish

16. Body part? .........................Nose.

17. Word to describe you? .......Nerd.


Maybe I'll tackle physics another day. It might be easier after all...

6 Comments:

Blogger b13 said...

1. What is your name?.........Joe

2. 4 letter word?.....................Jinx

3. Vehicle? ............................Jeep

4. City? .....................................Jersey City

5. Boy Name? ........................Jeremiah

6. Girl Name? .........................Janet

7. Occupation? ......................Janitor

8. Something you wear?........Jeans

9. Celebrity? ..........................Jessica Alba

10.Food? .................................Jelly

11. Found in a bathroom?.....Jergens lotion

12. Reason for Being Late?........Juniper tree fell on my car.

13. Cartoon Character: .........Jerry (as in Tom and)

14. Something you shout? .........JERK!

15. Animal? ......................Jackal

16. Body part? .........................Jejunum, part of the stomach

17. Word to describe you? .......Jovial

1/11/2008 12:57 PM  
Blogger Lorna said...

hmmm....a twofer.

for you Nwhorenelli, nipples? You put "nipples" in the same post with your aunt?

for you Joe B13, Jessica Alba? what about Jamie Foxx, Janeane Garofolo, Johnny Depp (where did that come from?) Jeremy whatshisname---somebody with chops.

1/11/2008 4:08 PM  
Blogger MCF said...

"You put "nipples" in the same post with your aunt?"

Nope, look again. My aunt was in yesterday's post. I would make every effort to keep those ideas separate. :)

1/11/2008 6:53 PM  
Blogger Lorna said...

it was still too close!

1/11/2008 10:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

1. What is your name?.........Scott

2. 4 letter word?.....................Soap

3. Vehicle? ............................Sucks

4. City? .....................................Scotland Neck

5. Boy Name? ........................Sean

6. Girl Name? .........................Shawna

7. Occupation? ......................Sanitation Engineer

8. Something you wear?........Socks

9. Celebrity? ..........................Sean Connery

10.Food? .................................Snickerdoodles

11. Found in a bathroom?.....Scott's Tissue

12. Reason for Being Late?........Sucky Car

13. Cartoon Character: .........Spongebob

14. Something you shout? .........SUPERCALIFRAGELISTICEXPEALIDOTIOUS!!

15. Animal? ......................Scott

16. Body part? .........................Sternum

17. Word to describe you? .......Silly

1/14/2008 1:08 PM  
Blogger b13 said...

Scott failed... :( You can not use the same word twice.

Scott, Scott, and Scott's Tissue would not count. Sean and Sean Connery would not count.

MCF neads to explain the rules better ;)

1/15/2008 1:33 PM  

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