Natural Outcomes

I left my jacket and umbrella back at the office when I went for a walk on a nice Summer day, so a cloud formed directly over where I was having lunch and let loose some rain for about 15 minutes.

I took my jacket and umbrella with me when I had to walk to a different office building for a meeting, so the sun burned through the clouds making everything muggy and humid.

The weather has been going from one temperature extreme to another, so I wouldn't be surprised if the tickle in my throat turns out to be more than a reaction to pollen.

I asked for a “regular” sized meal in Burger King, meaning the normal sized meal, so the cashier took that to mean “medium” since the regular meal is actually small. Biggest. Soda. EVER.

My mom painstakingly did everything possible to save her cat Cubby's life, spending hundreds of dollars at the vet, losing sleep, and force feeding him with an eyedropper, so now that he's feeling healthy again, he took a big bite out of her forearm during his last checkup.

A vet is still a doctor, so he was able to bandage my mom's arm right after she was bitten.

I run several times a week, anywhere from 4 to 6 miles depending on how much time I have to spend in the gym, so I'm getting faster.

I'm a nice guy, so I still finish last.

The woman on line ahead of me in Subway spotted a hair on a knife, so she loudly demanded that the woman behind the counter use a different knife to cut her sandwich.

There are only so many lunch options in walking distance from my office, so I still go back to that dive from time to time.

My brain starts to shut down by the end of a work week, so creativity and the ability to write in prose naturally suffers.

I'm tired, so I'm going to sleep now.