6.29.2008

Worse.

Stapling Your Fingers is worse than Stapling Paper.

Nightmares are worse than Daydreams.

Not Sleeping is worse than Sleeping Late.

Hot is worse than Cold.

Humidity is worse than Heat.

No Reunion is worse than Brief Reunion.

Getting Rained On is worse than Getting Rained Out.

Not Getting Paid is worse than Not Getting Paid Until Your Next Gig.

Death is worse than Taxes.

Gas Price Woes are worse than Ever.

Rejection is worse than Isolation.

Mark Wahlberg in The Happening was worse than Matthew Broderick in Godzilla.

Chartreuse is worse than Fuchsia.

Laces are worse than Velcro.

Road Rage is worse than Johnny Cage.

Mondays are worse than Any Other Day of the Week.

Diet is worse than Exercise.

Freaks are worse than Geeks.

Lying is worse than Telling an Unpleasant Truth.

Nothing is worse than Hillary Clinton.

I am worse than You.

Worse is worse than Better.

Worst is worse than Worse.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Wendy said...

Velcro is for elementary kids.

6/29/2008 4:52 PM  
Anonymous Scott said...

"Death is worse than Taxes."

Ahhhh you can only die once.

"I am worse than You."

Not. Even. Close.

6/30/2008 2:21 PM  

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