12.10.2006

MCF Looks Like...

As long as I remain a Mysterious Cloaked Figure, there will always be speculation as to what I really look like, and attempts to unmask me. While it's improbable that anyone here will ever see my face gracing a MySpace profile any time soon, the internet is a powerful tool for getting the answers you need. I'm amazed at and sometimes a little scared of the information one can gather with a Google™ search. It's one of the many reasons I'm so paranoid and cautious about staying off the grid. So what I'm about to do goes completely against my every instinct. I'm going to tell everyone how to find out what I look like using the internet, and walk you through the process.

Google™ is the universal starting point for every piece of knowledge in the universe, a tool many people don't exploit to its full potential. And yet in just one easy step, the answer to the question of “What does MCF look like?” can be answered. Simply type the phrase, in quotes, “MCF looks like” into Google™'s search field and click the search button.

It's just that simple.

Yes friends, within seconds, you'll finally have the answer. Of course, if you're too lazy or feel some trepidation about the whole process, I'll go ahead and share some of my results:

1. ”...MCF looks like a format with a future.”

2. ”In the simplest terms, MCF looks like a the many layers of a gopher site floating in three-dimensional space.”

3. ”Mr. McF. looks like he's trying to send messages to anyone on the ‘outside!' ‘Help me...I'm being held captive! Call 911!'”

4. ”However, mcf looks like more flexible and feature rich...”

5. ”MCF looks like a ghost.....”

6. ”MCF looks like some sort of Arwen gone stale. Been-left-too-long-in-the-fridge sort of feeling...”

7. ”I'm impressed guys, the MCF looks like a professional machine shop (messy, but filled with interesting bits of clutter).”

8. ”MCF looks like heaven so far for me....”

9. ”MCF looks like a mixed between some character from ‘The Village' and ‘The Ring'.”

Well, I'm glad that's finally been settled. Maybe now people will stop asking. If there's still some confusion, here's a very rough artist's composite based on the descriptions above:

3 Comments:

Blogger Wendy said...

"OMG!! MCF looked like those Gothic Zombies that girls are dressing up as.
Ok, not impressed."


That was my favorite from one of those pages.

Anyhow, that was really funny.

12/10/2006 7:11 AM  
Blogger MCF said...

And I neglected to mention that this exercise of course works with any name, so you could check "What Wendy looks like" etc. and see what comes up. Fun stuff.

12/10/2006 9:20 AM  
Blogger Darrell said...

I went to Google to find out "what Darrell looks like" and ended up wishing I hadn't.

12/10/2006 11:36 AM  

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