9.22.2005

Verification Libs

If J-No can make up a game with the word verification gibberish, then so can I.

In order to prevent spam, this site requires each person to type a series of nonsense letters, a feature I'm sure most of you are familiar with by now. I'm going to share a fragment of a (bad) story I once wrote, with words intentionally left blank. As each of you comment, paste the first available sentence with blanks, filling the blank with the nonsense word you're given, and bold it. Once enough people have commented, I'll edit the post to include all the words. This may seem stupid, but bear with me--we just might have fun...

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"Are you here?" asked Walter as he entered the library, momentarily taken back by the resounding ____ of his own voice. It seemed wrong, but felt right somehow.

"Over here!" she called, and he turned toward the melodic _________ of her voice. Kathryn Patterson. His wife.

Kathryn was crouching next to a reference _____, Molly and Alcatraz nearby with their children. The former warden and his wife had the beginnings of a __________ family, but Walter's pride and joy was his own. Young Walt had managed to wriggle out of one of his socks again, and he _______ as Kathryn perched him on the edge of the table and worked the sock back on while Molly steadied him. A warm ______ danced along Walter's spine, and he chuckled.

"Now then, hope I don't have to lock the tyke up in my brig." he said, stepping forward and grabbing his wife by the _____.

"Don't you dare," she replied, a gleam in her ____ as they met his. "I think the 'Hero of the Starbase' has enough _________ to fill the cells without having to restrain his own son."

"Maybe..._____ has been pretty crime-free since I was put in charge of security. Maybe I can spend more time around you."

Kathryn smiled and kissed him, and Walter remembered the first time they ___. She had told him an anecdote about her niece back home on Earth, and he nervously smiled and cursed himself for barely being able to speak to her. Right then and there, from the way she described how she spoke to her _____, he knew she would be a good ______, a natural. He knew he wanted her to be the mother of his children and spend the rest of her ____ with him.

Paralyzing shyness. It seemed so far away now, like he was a different person. Walter had come so far for an ________ desk clerk. He had single-handedly stopped a one-eyed tentacled demon from...from something, and had saved Kathryn. From that action his confidence had boosted, and he managed to thwart the new ____ before their organization even got off the ground. Inspired, Walter set about presenting strategies he had conceived in fictional holo-novels written in his spare ____. Alcatraz and the others in security were so impressed they promoted Walter immediately to the position of ________ General. Working with communications and lab technicians, he perfected a space-time portal generator, and summoned the greatest heroes of the __________ in their prime. Together, they formed a legion and, under Walter's guidance, took out the Electriad, the Paleguard, the _______, the Swarm, the _____, the Hive, the ___, and more. Walter faced the _______ villain alone however, one no one could have expected, and the human _____ and ingenuity won out. The __________ itself was at peace, and the warden retired, nominating Walter as his ___________. ________ of course seconded it, and as he stood on the dais in the holorooms beside _______ and the Captain, the only face in the audience he saw was hers. His acceptance speech was a wedding ________, and she accepted.


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Obviously, I have more blanks than I have readers, so you can comment as many times as you like until this exercise in insanity is complete.

11 Comments:

Blogger MCF said...

I'll start off:

"Are you here?" asked Walter as he entered the library, momentarily taken back by the resounding xwswtf of his own voice. It seemed wrong, but felt right somehow.

9/23/2005 12:25 AM  
Blogger Rhodester said...

"Over here!" she called, and he turned toward the melodic mkghifvx of her voice. Kathryn Patterson. His wife.

9/23/2005 5:38 AM  
Blogger Curt said...

"Now then, hope I don't have to lock the tyke up in my brig." he said, stepping forward and grabbing his wife by the evucbfs.

9/23/2005 10:08 AM  
Blogger Curt said...

"Don't you dare," she replied, a gleam in her vgqox as they met his.

9/23/2005 10:09 AM  
Blogger MCF said...

"I think the 'Hero of the Starbase' has enough rwkjdlav to fill the cells without having to restrain his own son."

(so far, so good :))

9/23/2005 11:26 PM  
Blogger kevbayer said...

"Maybe...euecjss has been pretty crime-free since I was put in charge of security. Maybe I can spend more time around you."

9/24/2005 2:13 AM  
Blogger Rhodester said...

Kathryn smiled and kissed him, and Walter remembered the first time they aqvjwke.

9/24/2005 5:33 AM  
Blogger Rhodester said...

She had told him an anecdote about her niece back home on Earth, and he nervously smiled and cursed himself for barely being able to speak to her. Right then and there, from the way she described how she spoke to her jruurv,

9/24/2005 5:34 AM  
Blogger Rhodester said...

he knew she would be a good vnojgfds,

9/24/2005 5:35 AM  
Blogger Rhodester said...

a natural. He knew he wanted her to be the mother of his children and spend the rest of her rcoom with him.

9/24/2005 5:36 AM  
Blogger MCF said...

He had single-handedly stopped a one-eyed tentacled demon from...from something, and had saved Kathryn. From that action his confidence had boosted, and he managed to thwart the new Qntthlib before their organization even got off the ground.

9/25/2005 2:02 AM  

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