Phantasmic Links 7.3.05

Someday I'll be the crazy old recluse standing vigilant with a hose, defending my home against stray pyrotechnics. For now, as I sit here listening to the sounds of illegal fireworks and shrieking children, I wonder if I'll be able to discern squeals of delight from squeals of, “Omigawdomigawd, where did Timmy's eye go?” and know enough to call the paramedics. I guess I'll let the parents who procured and are setting off these explosives worry about that, and I'll worry about this week's PHANTASMIC LINKS:

Forbes listed the 15 wealthiest fictional characters. Personally, I would have chosen better photos for most of them. Hat tip to Swimming in Champaign.

Harrison Ford gets to the point. Another hat tip to Swimming in Champaign.

With my own Astromech, I'll be truly unstoppable!

I LOVE godmode-shooters, and RaidenX is one of the best homages to one of the best.

Someone has Jenny's number... Link found on In4mador.

A 10-year old paints better than the entire art department at my company. I wonder if it's too late to get back my old job at the gas station? Hat tip to Wendy for finding this amazing young artist.

These altered covers speak for themselves.

I don't know if my office would approve of using post-its like this....

“¡El ma's MapQuest es un servicio muy malo!”