It feels good to have survived another Singles Awareness Day, and just in time for Presidents Day! Wow, we have way too many ****ing holidays in this country. On an unrelated note, today is the day of the week on which we always celebrate PHANTASMIC LINKS:
Click Myclofigia once a day to get our city to #1!
MCF is a mild-mannered
artist from the suburbs.
His knowledge of obscure
comic book characters
is more powerful than Gladiator
of the Shi'ar Imperial Guard on
an ego-trip. Able to leap topics
in a single sentence faster than
a speeder-bike on the moon of
Endor, MCF has never written
about himself in the third person
and now dreads the day he
utters aloud the fateful phrase,
"MCF is gettin' upset!"