Oscar Blog Party

....not to be confused with Goldman. No, the following is my contribution to Mr. T's Oscar Blog Party:

Best Actor in a role “like you've never seen him before” Without that Statement Being Hyperbole:
Tom Cruise, Collateral

Character I Cheered for the Most:
Jamie Foxx, Collateral

Sexiest Female in a Children's Movie:
Sophia Myles, Thunderbirds

Most Desirable Geek:
Jennifer Garner, 13 Going On 30

Most Desirably Quirky Girl:
Natalie Portman, Garden State

Prettiest Girl I'd Hate to Forget:
Kate Winslet, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Best Commentary on Race Relations Concealed Within One of Those Teen Movies with the Pop-Punk Soundtrack:
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

Best Cameo Appearances:
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle

Best Comedy Involving a Serial Killer:
Club Dread

Best Zombie Love Story Comedy:
Shaun of the Dead

Funniest DVD Easter Eggs:
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story

Number One Movie I have No Excuse for Not Seeing Yet:
The Incredibles

Best Comic Book Movie Ever:
Spider-Man 2

Best Live Action Comic Book Comedy Starring Mostly Cartoon Voice Actors:
Comic Book: The Movie

Best Indie by a “Sitcom” Star:
Garden State

Unlikeliest Outcome:
The Day After Tomorrow

Coolest Live-Action Robots:
I, Robot

Best Story of Vengeance and Redemption:
Man On Fire

Most Disappointingly Telegraphed “Twist”:
The Village

Worst Alternate Ending, Proving that It's Best NOT to Spell Everything Out and Insult the Audience's Intelligence:
The Forgotten

Best Effects To Produce a “WHOA!” Reaction:
The Forgotten

Best Director's Cut:
The Butterfly Effect

MCF's Favorite Movie of the Year:
Spider-Man 2

DIsclaimer: MCF only saw one of the above in theaters(Spider-man 2) and the rest through Netflix(Except for the Incredibles which comes out on DVD in 2 weeks) The above “awards” therefore reflect MCF's tastes as a reclusive geek and do not have any of the significance society places upon the televised Oscar®s. ACADEMY AWARD(S)®, OSCAR(S)®, OSCAR NIGHT® and OSCAR® statuette design mark are the registered trademarks and service marks, and the OSCAR® statuette the copyrighted property, of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences. No welcome wagon hello stranger with that good coffee flavor for you. Yeah, yeah. Or your money back. Offer expires while you wait. Operators are standing by. If you're reading this, you don't need glasses. If you're still reading this, you're probably MCF.