Some MCF Math
1+9+7+4=21.
On Monday night, I ran 7.57 miles.
7+5+7=19.
I’ve been at my current job for 2.43 years.
2+4+3=9.
My mom has 2 cats.
My parents have been married for 39 years.
3+9=12.
1974+21+7.57+19+2.43+9+2+39+12=2,086
This is post # 2,085.
2,086-2,085=1.
Every night I sleep for 6 hours.
6-1=5.
It takes me an average of 33 minutes to drive to work each morning.
33-5=28.
There are 52 weeks in a year.
52-28=24.
I am currently 35 years old.
35-24=11.
There are 12 months in a year.
12=11=1.
2,086x1=2,086.
20x86=1,720.
17x20=340.
3x40=120.
1x20=20.
2x0=0...............
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.....rEcAlCuLaTing.....
posted by MCF at 12:00 AM
4 Comments:
OK, I like numbers and math as much as anyone, nay, perhaps moreso, but... did you have a bad day, or are you just losing it?
I like it :)
um? Am I missing something?
The original plan was to run down all these numbers and eventually total up to the number of the post itself, but then I exceeded that value by 1, so then the plan was to go through subtraction, multiplication, and division, but then I ended up multiplying by zero and hitting a dead end.
I do stuff like this all the time in my brain. Often while driving I total up the numbers on license plates in front of me; it's just some weird Rainman-esque OCD exercise.
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