6.22.2010

Some MCF Math

I was born in 1974.

1+9+7+4=21.

On Monday night, I ran 7.57 miles.

7+5+7=19.

I’ve been at my current job for 2.43 years.

2+4+3=9.

My mom has 2 cats.

My parents have been married for 39 years.

3+9=12.

1974+21+7.57+19+2.43+9+2+39+12=2,086


This is post # 2,085.

2,086-2,085=1.

Every night I sleep for 6 hours.

6-1=5.

It takes me an average of 33 minutes to drive to work each morning.

33-5=28.

There are 52 weeks in a year.

52-28=24.

I am currently 35 years old.

35-24=11.

There are 12 months in a year.

12=11=1.

2,086x1=2,086.

20x86=1,720.

17x20=340.

3x40=120.

1x20=20.

2x0=0...............


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.....rEcAlCuLaTing.....

4 Comments:

Blogger Spockgirl said...

OK, I like numbers and math as much as anyone, nay, perhaps moreso, but... did you have a bad day, or are you just losing it?

6/22/2010 2:44 AM  
Blogger b13 said...

I like it :)

6/22/2010 9:27 AM  
Blogger Kev said...

um? Am I missing something?

6/22/2010 8:05 PM  
Blogger MCF said...

The original plan was to run down all these numbers and eventually total up to the number of the post itself, but then I exceeded that value by 1, so then the plan was to go through subtraction, multiplication, and division, but then I ended up multiplying by zero and hitting a dead end.

I do stuff like this all the time in my brain. Often while driving I total up the numbers on license plates in front of me; it's just some weird Rainman-esque OCD exercise.

6/22/2010 10:13 PM  

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